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  1. friend: promise you won't tell anyone
  2. me: i promise
  3. me: *tells my mom*
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natalie-spooners-chin-dimple:

Is this against the rules? This feels like it should be against the rules? It’s like the hockey version of travelling. 

Mason Raymond Goal - Sochi Hockey Open 2017

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puckducky:

Canes commentator 1: “There’s Eddie on the bench, sporting those new pads…”

Canes commentator 2: “Having real battle with that gum, it would appear!”

Canes commentator 1: “He’ll get through it. These are the things that challenge you in life and somehow you have the perseverance to get through.”

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dixiedeadshake:

republicansareahategroup:

justsomeantifas:

lol

Reblog in 30 seconds for good luck

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Originally posted by parasitando

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fatuglymexican:

minislug:

*masturbates to the thought of being choked to death*

mass is this sunday at 8 am

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rossdraws: “Painted this before bed last night. I’m such a…NIGHT OWL 😁 ” Zoom

rossdraws:

Painted this before bed last night. I’m such a…NIGHT OWL 😁

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Alternative responses when someone asks you whether you’re a boy or girl:

babblingfishes:

coracoidal:

babblingfishes:

  • equally-confused shrugging
  • “about 20%”
  • return the question, acting intrigued and interested with their answer
  • take out your id card and squint at it for a couple minutes before admitting that you forgot your glasses
  • lean in and whisper “I wonder the same thing daily”
  • ask numerous detailed questions about which gender involves [insert quality], then make them wait a while as you tally up the points on your fingers

Can I do #4 while actually wearing my glasses, because I feel like it would add a little special something to the entire scene

Absolutely

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Teacher Accused Of Punching Neo-Nazi Says Standing Up To Fascism Isn't A Crime

soul-hammer:

please donate to this brave woman’s legal defense

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twinfools: “Shiro in stasis or Shiro napping? We put up a new #voltron preview video! Check it out! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TnD3ZelJdA0 Let us know what you think! Are you #teamclone or #teamreal ? #voltronlegendarydefender... Zoom

twinfools:

Shiro in stasis or Shiro napping? We put up a new #voltron preview video! Check it out! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TnD3ZelJdA0

Let us know what you think! Are you #teamclone or #teamreal ?
#voltronlegendarydefender #voltronlegendarydefendercosplay #voltroncosplay #shirocosplay #shiro #shirovoltron

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setheverman:

fuck

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